I'm eagerly awaiting large amounts of presents for all those demanding users out there that think sleep is a value-added extra for Sysadmins, or that weekends/public holidays/holidays in general are something that don't apply to us.
Today is
System Administration Appreciation Day.
So before you ring me up today to fix your
urgent problem, ensure to have that present sent over first.
Any calls raised without the appropriate attached gift will be ignored today.
Geek presents earn additional bonus points. Caffeine and chocolate substances are also welcome.