Wednesday, June 4. 2008
(06:34) Someone set the alarm far too early. Jumped out of bed in a panic & twisted ankle. #(06:44) Jumped in the shower. I missed, landed on the soap. Other ankle now throbbing. #(07:09) Walked out front door to grab morning newspaper. #(07:10) Eyelid meet bee. Eye now swelling. #(07:11) Bastard paperboy has got the paper in the damn bird bath again. #(07:15) The same someone who fiddled with the alarm clock has now set the toaster to the 'burn like a crisp' setting. #(07:16) Forgot to buy coffee, will have to settle for water. #(07:20) Toothbrush is now black from the charcoaled toast. #(07:25) Where the hell are my keys? #(07:29) Tackled dog rugby style after chasing him around the coffee table. Have managed to recover them, albeit full of dog saliva. #(07:30) Apparently keyless entry into your car doesn't work after being chewed into a black ball of plastic. #(07:31) Hit head when entering car. Maybe this is why keyless entry was invented? #(07:43) If you are going to have a road-rage episode, choose wisely. Now sporting a growing fat lip to match my bug bee-eye. Note to self: Don't abuse a boxer. #(08:17) All car-parks now taken due to the time lost with the boxer. Have to park 4 blocks further away from the office. A great workout for sore and swollen ankles. #(08:33) Remember the umbrella even if the weather report says there is little chance of rain. #(08:53) Finally in at work. #(08:56) The company provided International Roast is a poor substitute for coffee. #(09:05) Coffeeeeee annnndddd keeeyboardddddds donnnnn't mix. #
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